You think you've had crappy flights?
Just be glad you weren't aboard United Airlines flight 895 from Chicago to Hong Kong, which had to be redirected to Alaska because of a passenger "smearing feces everywhere," KTVA reports .
The plane was diverted to Anchorage Thursday when an adult male smeared his poo within a couple of bathrooms on the plane.
He also took off his shirt and tried to stuff it into a toilet.
After the smear campaign, the man was reportedly cooperative with the flight crew, KTVA reports.
FBI agents and airport police interviewed him. No charges were filed, but he was taken to the hospital for a psych evaluation, police said.
The flight was grounded overnight for "maintenance."
(h/t
New York Daily News
)