Cops: North Apollo man attacked family while naked, on LSD, and covered in oil
A North Apollo man is heading to court on charges he attacked his family while tripping on LSD before wrestling with police while naked and covered in cooking oil. Lonnie James Beatty, 19, is charged...
View ArticleLancaster cops' 'sketchy' suspect drawing mocked hard
It was almost silly enough that you might think the cops were playing a joke. But Lancaster police said they were serious when they released a very crudely drawn illustration of a suspect in a theft...
View ArticleQuincy Jones: Brando had several gay encounters — one with Richard Pryor
Earlier this week, music producer Quincy Jones gave a wide-ranging interview to Vulture.com , that covered everything from Ivanka Trump to Michael Jackson to who killed Kennedy. But the most explosive...
View Article14 worms pulled from woman’s eye as a result of rare infection
An Oregon woman who had worms coming out of her eye is being called the first known human case of a parasitic infection spread by flies. Fourteen tiny worms were removed from the left eye of the...
View ArticleWhat's more important: Good sex, political compatibility?
Here's something to ponder this Valentine's Day: Which is more important for a good match? Same politics or good sex? If you're over 40, you're highly likely to pick good sex. For the younger set,...
View ArticlePolice solve mystery of who pooped in cul-de-sac
It took a while — sometimes it can — but police have finally got their culprit. Their pooping culprit. A weeks-long investigation into who defecated three times in a cul-de-sac in East Granbury,...
View ArticleSI's swimsuit issue is here — and we're scared to say we wanna look
It's a rough social and political climate for a swimsuit issue. So, things are probably really awkward for Sports Illustrated's latest swimsuit issue. The one that just hit newsstands. The one with...
View ArticleCan it really be 25 years since the hip-hop ruckus started?
Naughty by Nature '19-Naughty-III': While the album as a whole is not exactly considered a classic, there's no question that the New Jersey group's lead single from the record, "Hip Hop Hooray," earns...
View ArticlePlane forced to land when passenger wouldn't stop farting
Well a flight from Dubai to Amsterdam certainly wasn't lacking from gas. In fact, it had a bit too much — for the pilot's liking. A pilot of the Transavia Airlines flight was forced to make an...
View ArticleAnother toddler enjoys lawyer-themed birthday party
Yeah. It's happened before. And that's really the news here, isn't it? Back in 2015, a 2-year-old with an odd fascination with Louisiana attorney Morris Bart was given a themed party with a cake with...
View Article26 family members kicked off Carnival cruise ship after brawl
And Carnival is supposed to be the fun one. Well, maybe this family's idea of "fun" is a bit different than ours. Twenty six members of an extended family were booted from Carnival's Legend cruise...
View Article'Cobra Kai' trailer drops and we can't wait to sweep the leg
"We aren't done." Those are the new words of Johnny Lawrence. You know, he who was ordered to "sweep the leg" of Daniel LaRusso by his sensei, John Kreese. (OK, yeah. We know these aren't real people....
View ArticleJuJu Smith-Schuster keeps it lit — and we can't love him more
If you ever find yourself asking, "Why does everyone love JuJu Smith-Schuster so much?" It's because JuJu can't help but be JuJu. And that includes dancing it up. JuJu threw it out there at a concert...
View ArticleHaving fun with #TypoBandNames on trend
And now for another fun Twitter trend that we just want to sit back and enjoy. Today's entry: #TypoBandNames
View ArticleToy makers inspiring kids to play with their poop
Toy makers have gone to the toilet for their latest creations. Mattel, a company best known for its clean-cut Barbie dolls, is set to release a game called Flushin' Frenzy that sends a brown plastic...
View ArticleBoy traps himself in elevator after peeing on controls
This is karma at its finest. A young prankster in southwest China got snagged by his own work. Thankfully for us, there's video. A boy entered an elevator and moments after the doors closed, he...
View ArticleCBS launches 24-hour sports streaming network
If you're gonna stream, stream big. CBS Corp. is rolling out a 24-hour streaming sports news network that will feature the day's top news, highlights and analysis. The company said Monday the network...
View ArticleYep, that was Marc-André Fleury on 'Pawn Stars'
Vegas, you're so lucky! Penguins fans who are also regular viewers of "Pawn Stars" got a special treat last night when Marc-André Fleury made a guest appearance. (YouTube/History) In the episode...
View ArticleDude impressed with woman's conch-blowing skills, proposes
She's a champion blower. A Florida retiree has won the women's division in Key West's annual Conch Shell Blowing Contest — and accepted a marriage proposal from a fellow competitor. Seventy-year-old...
View ArticleThe Dos and Don'ts of spring break in South Florida
Turn down the music Not everyone needs to hear mini-speakers blasting Pitbull and Cardi B on full blast. Pop in your ear buds, bud. Leave the alcohol in your room Locales such as Miami Beach and Fort...
View ArticleWho invented the March Madness Pool?
It frustrates us. It energizes us. For some, it enriches us. Many of us devote so much time to our March Madness brackets every year, but how many of us actually consider where it all started? Inverse...
View ArticleFun brackets — other than NCAA ones — worth checking out
Cats vs. Dogs On it's on! Good luck getting through this, seeing your favorite best friend taken out by a lesser breed. The Condiment Bracket When horseradish gets taken out in the first round, we're...
View ArticleSteve from 'Blue's Clues' wants to fight John Cena for host job
Steve, we've missed you so. But you wanna do what? Fight John Cena? Why would you ... Oooooh. Now we get it. The 16-time WWE champ showed up at a special announcement that, after 12 years off, the...
View ArticleCouple meets on plane; busted trying to join Mile High Club
You thought planes moved fast. The New York Post reports a couple of strangers who met onboard a packed Virgin Atlantic flight out of London ended up getting busted attempting to join the Mile High...
View ArticleYoung John Glenn’s pillowcase featured planets, stars
When future astronaut John Glenn nestled in his bed, it may not have been sugar plums that danced in his head, but celestial bodies. A recently discovered child's pillowcase that belonged to the late...
View ArticlePittsburgh ranks 4th on Best Places to Celebrate Easter list
Pittsburgh bested its St. Patrick's Day showing . The Pittsburgh area is the fourth best place in the country to celebrate Easter, according to a new survey from WalletHub, a personal finance web...
View ArticleWorld's tallest abandoned structure comes down with a bang
The bigger they are, the longer they take to fall. Or something like that. In preparation for this summer's FIFA World Cup events, Russia's fourth largest city — Yekaterinburg — decided it was time to...
View ArticleMessina goalkeeper sent off for urinating behind his goal
A goalkeeper for fourth-division Messina has been sent off for urinating behind his goal. The 21-year-old Armando Prisco couldn't hold it in anymore with five minutes remaining in a rain-soaked derby...
View ArticleCouple uses alligator for baby’s ‘gender reveal'
When you're known as "T-Mike, the Gator King," you really only have one option for revealing the gender of your upcoming child. Use an alligator. So, Mike Kliebert and his girlfriend, Rebecca Miller,...
View ArticleBrainstorm or Green Needle? It's all up to you — and it's freaking us out
Yanny vs. Laurel. That's so yesterday. By now you've either analyzed the Yanny/Laurel audio phenomenon or written it off as meaningless internet chatter. But the digital world has moved on to the next...
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